Dish Washing

Me: Don't worry, Lynn. You only fave 3 plates, 2 bowls, 4 spoons and a cup to go.

Lynn: Thanks, buddy.

Me: Hey, after you're done, you wanna watch the game with me? I hear the Phillie Phanatic has a new hot dog cannon that can shoot through the camera and come out through the TV!

Lynn: Seriously, dude?

Me: ....No not really, I just made that up. But would be awesome if it was true!

Lynn: Totally!

Me: Anyway, you want me to help you finish up?

Lynn: Nah, I'm good.

Me: Sweet! I'm just gonna grab some snacks and drinks and wait in the living room. You want anything?

Lynn: Get me a box of Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its and some bottles of Coke.

Me: Odd combo, but whatever. I'm gonna get some boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese crackers and a nice large cup of whole milk.

Lynn: I got an idea, how about you take a few of the milk jugs with you so you won't have to run back to the kitchen for refills.

Me: Lynn, you genius! why didn't I think of that!

Lynn: 'Cause you're as smart as a deflated soccer ball.

Me: T_T ...Ha!....

Lynn: Hah! I'm just messin' with ya!

Me: That's alright. I'm gonna get the food. Let me know when your done.

Lynn: Sam, I just finished 30 seconds ago.